Another day in the life of...

I've decided that I'm going to die in my sleep.

And if I really had control over that situation, well then, I'd certainly be a happy camper!

No, really. If I have to die, I want to go in my sleep. I figure that's the best way to go, because you don't know it's happening. I'm scared of dying. Who isn't? We're scared because we don't know. But really, if you don't know it's happening, is there anything to fear? You just go to sleep and that's it. Saves you a lot of trouble and pain.

Really, it's *the* way to die. Besides during sex. Now talk about going out with a smile on your face.